• My name’s Mani though I’m sometimes referred to as Moon, Brother, Rocky, Manu, Blair or Gir. My birth name is Imani in case you were wondering. I want to sleep on only a mattress. I want crisp, white sheets and a terry cloth robe. I want mimosas at breakfast and Christmas lights in July. The big ones. I want Starbucks to make an extra large iced coffee at midnight. I want heels that feel like slippers and a sweater too big and old to wear in public. I want to be crowded in a giant city. I want sunny days and snowy nights. I want a pet polar bear and an igloo in my backyard. I want chaos in the simplest form. I want to laugh and drink martinis on a Sunday. I want to go out when I say I’m staying in. And love it. I want homework when I’m 40 and I want to write best sellers. I want a fireplace in my room. And I’d like company while I’m at it I want the whole world to believe in Scriptism because it’s a lot simpler than all other beliefs.

Thursday, 17 December 2009

  • Maybe, Possibly

    1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
    sure I've got time to kill

    2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
    um... I don't know...

    4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
    Swoozie <33

    5) Do you regret it?
    hell no

    6) Have you ever been depressed?
    duh!

    7) Have you ever listened to country music?
    yeah

    8) If you could have your fantasy wedding, where would it be?
    wedding in the sky!!!

    9) What is your relationship status?
    betrothed! lol

    10) How do you want to die?
    pleasantly

    11) What did you last eat?
    Outback w/ my lovers

    12) Played any sports?
    ha,hahahaha,ha....hahaha... no

    13) Do you bite your nails ?
    sometimes..

    14) When was your last physical fight?
    ummmm.... idk

    15) Do you have an attitude?
    yup

    16) Do you like someone?
    Love <3

    17) What is your real name?
    Imani Camille Hardeman is what my birth certificate says

    19) Are you gonna get high later?
    no, I'm not in 1238

    20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
    of course but we just talked about that

    21) Do you miss someone?
    so much

    22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
    twirl awkwardly while people stare at me

    23) Do you tan a lot?
    not necessary. its in my genes ;)

    24) Have any pets?
    they all died...

    25) How exactly are you feeling?
    excited

    26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
    duh!

    27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
    yeah, guilty to about a million extremes.

    28) Would you take any of your exes back?
    nope i'm happy with what i've got

    29) Are you scared of spiders?
    no, cockaroaches are the scary ones

    30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
    maybe, if it was fool proof

    31) Do you regret anything from your past?
    Only recently in the past.

    32) What are your plans for this weekend?
    Tennessee w/ my Puffin

    33) Do you want to have kids?
    yeah

    34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
    let me check my list... yes

    35) Do you type fast?
    semi fast

    36) Do you have piercings? How many?
    my two ears

    37) Want any more?
    nah I'm good

    38) Can you spell well?
    not under pressure. i deliberately failed the class spelling bees so i wouldnt have to compete in school spelling bees.

    39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
    yeah but thats just too bad

    40) What are you craving right now?
    anyone who heard our conversation in the target food court knows

    41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
    yeah

    43) Have you ever been on a horse?
    yeah

    44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
    yeah L:/

    45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
    :( oops lol

    46) Have you ever been cheated on?
    yup

    47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
    again yes

    49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
    duh!

    50) What should you be doing?
    sleeping

    51) What’s irritating you right now?
    not being asleep

    52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
    trufax

    53) Does somebody love you?
    yes i hope so

    54) What is your favorite color?
    yellow

    55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
    mhm!

    57) Do you have trust issues?
    yeah

    60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
    surely

    62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
    nah he is gay

    63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
    bobby

    64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
    nah im mean i hate people

    65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
    forget

    66) Is this year the best year of your life?
    no. last year takes my cake this year sucks

    67) What was your child hood nickname?
    rocky

    68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
    i suppose as a child i might have

    70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
    yeah
    71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
    talked to my puffin

    73) What is bothering you?
    .too much.

    74) Have you ever kissed a neighbor?
    sadly!

    75) Do you play the Wii?
    nah

    76) Are you listening to music right now?
    nope

    77) Do you like Chinese food?
    love

    78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
    july 2nd

    79) Are you afraid of the dark?
    in my house yes

    80) Is cheating ever okay?
    no

    81) Are you mean?
    yes

    82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
    no

    84) Do you believe in true love?
    i do

    88) Do you like the outside?
    no

    89) Are you currently bored?
    totally

    90) Do you wanna get married?
    indeed.

    91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
    no....

    92) Are you hungry?
    now that you mention it....

    93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
    haha probably

    94) What makes you happy?
    the horizontal chacha slide

    95) Would you change your name?
    doubt it

    96) Ever been to Alaska?
    no

    98) Do you watch the news?
    sometimes

    99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
    capricorn

    100) Do you like Subway?
    yeah

    101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
    no

    102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
    stab him in the neck.

    103) Do you talk like your friends?
    yes i speak exactly like andrea

    105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
    YES

    106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
    yup

    107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
    my daddy

    108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
    yeah because it really does taste funny in my mouth

    109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    umm umm umm swoozie

    110) Favorite lyrics right now?
    Maybe, Possibly I was the best I don't compare to the rest
    And maybe, possibly you make me aware of everything I say and do
    And maybe, possibly I still want you

    111) Can you count to one million?
    No i can't count

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

  • My Bucket List
    1. LEARN TO SEW
    2. CREATE A WARDROBE TOTALLY OF MY DESIGN
    3. WRITE A BOOK
    4. CREATE A SELF PORTRAIT
    5. VISIT MT. KILIMANJARO
    6. HAVE SMALL PEOPLE
    7. VISIT FRANCE
    8. LIVE IN MANHATTAN
    9. LEARN TO DANCE
    10. CELEBRATE MARDI GRAS AND ST PATRICKS DAY THE “RIGHT WAY”
    11. HAVE A DINNER PARTY [& COOK A FOUR COURSE MEAL]
    12. STAY SKINNY AND HEALTHY
    13. KISS A GIRAFFE
    14. BUY A FANCY CAMERA

Monday, 16 November 2009

  • ♔ Three Worst Trends This Fall

    Everyone knows that fashion repeats itself and nothing stays out of style but I truly believe some things need to go out stay out and never come back because they do nothing for anyone.



    Acid Wash Anything

    Why would you want to look like you got into a fight with a bottle of bleach? Do you want everyone to know bleach can kick your ass? Yeah it’s just not a good look and should disappear again indefinitely.



    Shoulder Pads

    Unless you play on a football team, there’s really no reason to have shoulder pads. Broad shoulders aren’t something most ladies are born with and I don’t see the appeal.



    Harem Pants

    MC Hammer did not go bankrupt by giving money away. MC Hammer went bankrupt for wearing those awful pants. And so will you. Maybe not bankrupt but you’ll sure feel stupid spending your money on something that makes you look like MC Hammer.